Whos jokes
Who is the king of the insects š?
The Monarch!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldnāt tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, āIām looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?ā We then decided to aid him.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Who can relate?
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If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Memes
Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
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Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
Jorden CalerendiĆ”.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.