Whos jokes

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

Who robs and breaks into people's houses?

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Who’s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Man 1: Knock knock.

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: Ice.

Man 2: Ice who?

Man 1: I crushed your head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Who is funnier, me or Gwen?

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby C D E F G!

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"