Whos jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Memes
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!