Whos jokes

Who’s better, Bird or Magic?

Do you know Joe?

Joe who?

Joe *boom*.

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)

Who robs and breaks into people's houses?

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Coronavirus and toilet paper.

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Man 1: Knock knock.

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: Ice.

Man 2: Ice who?

Man 1: I crushed your head.

Kid 1: Do you know Candace?

Kid 2: Candace who?

Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Who’s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!