Whos

Whos Jokes

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.

The orphan: But why?

Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.