Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.