Whos there jokes
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.