Whos there jokes
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?