Whos there jokes
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?