Whos there

Whos there jokes

Banana

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

Emotion

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

Knock

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

Sally

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

Dad

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.

Bob

Bob has no arms.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"It's not Bob."

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

*Silence*

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!