Whos there jokes
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.