Whos there jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.