Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Whos There Jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
