Whos there jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.