Whos there jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!