"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Whos There Jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
