Whos there jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!