Whos there jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Only.
Only who?
Only you make my heart beat fast.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"