When jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
When I die, Iβll die in a trash can.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Hey, Iβm not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When itβs my Birthday, and when itβs not...
Memes
When you overslept and can't find Noah
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Teachers: Whenever thereβs a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no oneβs in here!
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" ππππ