When jokes
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!