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I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

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"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

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What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?

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What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

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What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

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🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

Answer: YOUR DAD

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

The helicopter blade!

Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses