When jokes
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”