When jokes

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "

". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"

Divorce is scheduled for next month.

It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

When did “yo” mean Hello?

They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?

Because they were using the computer and thought about it.