When jokes
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
That moment when you poop 😂
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."