When jokes
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.