When jokes
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.