When jokes
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.