When jokes

Head

    • When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

    Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

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    • Hole

    • I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

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    • Garlic

    • What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    • Orphan

    • What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

    Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

    Orphan: I'm an orphan.

    Operator: *bruh*

    Ex

    • When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

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    • Suicide

    • My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

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    • Ex

    • So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

    Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

    Anyways, she cried lol.

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    • Mom

    • Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?

    Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.

    || 20 YEARS LATER ||

    Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?

    Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.

    Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.

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