When jokes
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?