Wheelchair jokes

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?

Hot wheels! 😎

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Anything they can't catch you.

"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.