What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.