Wheelchair jokes

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?

Hot wheels! 😎

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Anything they can't catch you.