Wheelchair

Wheelchair jokes

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

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    • I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

    I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

    Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

    What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?

    Hot wheels! 😎

    I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

    I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

    I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

    Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.