Wheelchair

Wheelchair jokes

Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?

Power off his chair.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?

I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.