I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
Why is stephen hawkings in hell? He couldnt get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven
Theres a old lady doing gardning every year nothing grows she goes the the man who lives next door she sez how do you get your tomartoes so big an red he tells her you show them your privates at night time so she leaves that night latter she goes out side an shows the garden her privates the next shes got Zucchinis a meter long !
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra Strips of naked lies down in a ally way three chicks walks on by a blond a brunette an a red head
The red head sed I'm not letting that go to waste so she strips of an rides him when she's finished The brunette then strips of naked an rides him the blonds now worried because she just got her period the red head sez he's dead don't let it go to waste so she strips of naked an rides him then he wakes up he then send wow two jump starts an a blood transfusion I'm good to go !
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run windows 10
Why didn't steven Hawkins get into fights
Cause he couldn't stand up for himself
Your so lucky bullies don't have a Chance to push you around any more ? They'll get there's when there in a wheelchair ?
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
What do you do with a dog that have no legs, - Take him for a drag
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven? Because ther wasn’t a ramp
Stephen Hawking tried comedy. His first line ruined it. 'You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand.'
