Wheelchair jokes
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
I have no legs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?