Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

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The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.

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What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."