Wheelchair jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
I have no legs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?