Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Stand? Wait. No.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire? He won the F1 Wheelchair race
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.