What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
That's wheely (really) sad.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
