Wheelchair jokes

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.

Who is the best at musical chairs?

The kid in the wheelchair.

I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.

What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

How do you name a disabled Asian?

Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheelchair.

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

Young Boy Never Walk again.

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.