A boxer talks with his fists. Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone ? His wheelchair always backs him up.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
If you look up the word Wheelchair in a dictionary you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair ?
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
I can't walk, I can't talk but I can drive a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the solder say when he saw a terrorist on a wheelchair? An RC-XD
People in Wheelchairs Should really stand up for themselves
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
I asked this kid for a high five but but he could not reach my hand
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
a baked potato
A dad is in a weelchair and his dughter goes dont step on a crack
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
