Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Wheelchair Jokes
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
