Wheelchair jokes

Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!

What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.

He couldn't stand a chance.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.