Wheelchair jokes

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?

Michelin.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!

What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!