Wheelchair

Wheelchair jokes

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

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  • What does a disabled disco play?

    "When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

    One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

    The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

    What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

    An RCXD (remote control explosive).

    What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

    Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

    I told him to be a stand-up comedian!