Wheelchair jokes
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."