What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.... I called him ht wheels.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
