I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Wheelchair Jokes
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
