I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Wheelchair Jokes
That's wheely (really) sad.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
