Wheelchair jokes

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

That's wheely (really) sad.

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

A boxer talks with his fists.

Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.

Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?

His wheelchair always backs him up.

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?

If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.