If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair ?
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the solder say when he saw a terrorist on a wheelchair? An RC-XD
People in Wheelchairs Should really stand up for themselves
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
a baked potato
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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