Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

Friend

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

Basketball

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

Depression

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

Kid

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

Stephen Hawking

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

Boyfriend

I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

Boxer

A boxer talks with his fists.

Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.

Tongue

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

Difference

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.

Dictionary

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Subject

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.