Whats jokes
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Memes
Velcro, what a rip-off!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What is fun? Everyone.