Whats jokes
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!