Whats jokes
What is a good night for you?
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.