What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Whats Jokes
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
