Whats jokes
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What's 9 + 10?
21
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches, I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish!
Then there is a bear, he thinks if that fly drops six inches, that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish!
This huntsman also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps up, bear runs out, eats the fish. I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear.
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse, who also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps, bear runs, huntsman shoots,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket!!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile...
there’s This cat!!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches. Fish jumps up. Bear grabs the fish. Huntsman shoots the fucking bear,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE!!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat slips over him (stacks it) cat falls in the river...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet)
WALLOP... try remembering all that in A pub pissed. Xx
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.