Whats jokes
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Memes
What a catch
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What is a pile of balls?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.