Whats jokes
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
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What's the joke?
I said it already!
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.