Whats jokes
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."