Whats jokes
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.