Whats jokes
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Memes
Whats the frist thing u see
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What about women's lefts?
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.