Whats jokes
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.