Whats jokes
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.