Whats jokes
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What is baseball?