Whats jokes
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?