What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Whats Jokes
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
