Whats jokes
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Like if you know what ashes are.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What’s a money-hungry politician's favorite place?
Jew York.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.