What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia. Sexy children.
What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
the teacher told me to put my MP3 away so i brought out my MP5, now that bitch knows what not to tell me
What did the lungs say to the cigar?? 'You take my breath away...'
What’s the deference between a child and a suicider
One stays quiet forever...
What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"
what do you call a blind german?
a notsee
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What do you call the people in the challenger explosion.
Ashtraynauts
What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball? Juan on Juan
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister
Daughter: But I don't have a sister
Dad: Exactly
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
