Whats jokes
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
My friend: "Yo, stupid."
Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"
My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."
Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
What did the girl say when she ran through the door? Ouch.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.