Whats jokes
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.