Whats jokes
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
Memes
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.