Whats jokes
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.