Whats jokes

What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?

“I can na-zi.”

What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.

What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?

Stopping it with the shovel!

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?

Mario Kart.

What do fire and people have in common?

They will both eventually die out.

What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?

Afterbirth.

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?

Circumference.

What's the best thing about beating up orphans?

They can't tell their parents.

Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

Frisk: HAHAHA

Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron!

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."

The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.

Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)

A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."

What do gay horses eat?

Hay.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.