Whats jokes
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Need a sock puppet for a joke.
"Hey Soccy?" "What?" "Where do you come from?" "The laundry bin... I don’t wanna talk about it!" 🤣
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.