Whats jokes
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
Memes
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂