Whats jokes
Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"
Patient: "What condition?"
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?
A penguin in a blender.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.