Whats jokes
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!