Whats jokes
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?
A penguin in a blender.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.