Whats

Whats jokes

Cow

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: Blue cheese.

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  • Forgetfulness

    Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."

    Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"

    Patient: "What condition?"

    Memes

    North Korea

    I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

    Priest

    What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.

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  • Titanic

    If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

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  • Cent

    What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)

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  • Thyme

    I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

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  • Shampoo

    I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Priest

    What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?

    A colonoscopy.

    Dark Humor

    Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

    Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

    Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!

    Mom: Exactly.