Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"