Whats jokes
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Memes
Quora asking the real questions.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.