Whats jokes
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Memes
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.