Whats jokes
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!