Whats jokes
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.