Whats jokes
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What month has 28 days?
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔