Whats jokes

What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin' off.

What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?

A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.

What do you call a pen with no head?

DeCAPitated.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?

Robot Wars.

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?

Impossible!

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?

A: They both come in a little behind.

What's an orphan's favorite flower?

Self-raising flour.

What's the difference between herpes and my dad?

Herpes stays around.

Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?

Kid: AK!

Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿‍♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻

What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?

Special forces.