Whats jokes
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.