Whats jokes
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!