Whats jokes
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Memes
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.