Whats jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."