Whats jokes
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!