Whats jokes
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.