Whats jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.