Whats jokes
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Whatβs the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.
"What's she like?" he asked the boy.
"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.
Memes
π« π π π€ π³ π¬ π π
π₯΄ πΊ πΊ πΊ πΊ πΊ πΊ πΊ
πΈπΈ πΈπΈ πΈπΈ πΈ πΈ π· π· π· π· π· π· π·π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄ π₯΄
π΄ π΄ π΄ π΄
Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? π€ͺ π
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
A turtle is crossing the road when heβs mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, βI donβt know. It all happened so fast.β
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.