Whats jokes
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.