Whats jokes
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What should my next YT vid be about?
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey, what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, it has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it has moved twice so he sinned twice." The man asks, "Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office-- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.