What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
Whats Jokes
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
