Whats jokes
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
Memes
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, Iβm trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What did the traffic light π¦ say to the car π? Donβt look, Iβm about to change!
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.