Whats jokes
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.