Whats jokes
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What kind of band never plays music?
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.