Whats jokes
What is magic?
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.