Whats jokes
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?