Whats jokes
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].