Whats jokes
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What is a car that runs and can't?
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is important?
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)