Whats jokes
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.