Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!