Whats jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."