Whats

Whats jokes

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.

Man

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?

Skip.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

Identity Theft

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

Orphanage

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.

Asthma

What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

An arti-“choke”!

Tractor

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

Gun

What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.

Watch

A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.

God

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

Hair

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."