Whats jokes
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Grace...what stinks?
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri