Whats jokes
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!