Whats jokes
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?