Whats jokes
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.