Whats jokes
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What can you build with people? A boat!
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What is yellow?
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.