Whats jokes
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.