Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a black person?
Black.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".