Whats jokes
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.