Whats jokes
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!