What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Whats Jokes
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!