Whats jokes
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.