Whats jokes
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts đź‘–
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.