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What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
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What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.