Whats jokes

A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.

What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

They both flap their arms, lol.

What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?

A Chihuahua.

What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

What itches a lot?

Syphilis.

What do you call a communist?

Braxton.

What’s black and rings the doorbell?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

What do you call an orphan’s family tree?

A stump.

What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?

Answer: Keri Lake!

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Why can't orphans play poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Mom, am I adopted?

What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

The Virgin Mobile.

What can orphans not do in school?

What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?

He Neverland.