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Chicken butt.
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A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
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