Whats jokes
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.