Whats jokes
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.