What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Whats Jokes
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.