Whats jokes
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.