Whats jokes

What does the F in orphan stand for?

FAMILY 😭😭

*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

What the hehehehehehe?

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

What is a threesome?

1 + 1 = 3

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?

Sleeping Beauty.

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?

Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.