What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What is "moo becanira?"
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What does suck a sucking fish?