Whats jokes
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"