Whats jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What is 2+2? Fish.
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.