What am I doing?
Your mom.
Whats Jokes
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Quiz: Turn what for what?
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.