Whats jokes
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What goes moo? Cow.
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What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!