Whats jokes
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.