Whats jokes
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."