Whats jokes
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What the sigma?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"