Whats jokes
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.