Whats jokes
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
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What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!