Whats

Whats Jokes

JFK

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

Name

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

Orphan

So I punched an orphan...

What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???

Trophy

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

Orphan

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Creature

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Basketball

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Relationship

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Orphan

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

Pride Month

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.