Whats jokes
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What time is fun?
Time for games!