Whats jokes
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What is mail? Boring.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."