Whats jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is an owl that wears armor?
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.