Whats jokes
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.