Whats jokes
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"