Whats jokes
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."