Whats jokes
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.