Whats jokes
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."