Whats jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What the hell dam, hell dam?
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.