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What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
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What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What did the steak say to the other steak?
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.