Whats jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What the hell dam, hell dam?
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)