What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Whats Jokes
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.