Whats jokes
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.