Whats jokes
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call your kids?
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.