Whats jokes

What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai Ping.

Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"

Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."

Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."

Dad: "Exactly, son."

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his ass.

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.

What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.