Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!