Whats jokes
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Low taper fade
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁