What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s New York’s favourite game?
2001 flight simulator
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I'd strangle
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie
