Whats jokes
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living. oo----- ()
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.