Whats jokes
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What is your body like? Soft.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.