Whats jokes
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)