Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Whats Jokes
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P