Whats jokes
What is your address?
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.