Whats jokes
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.