Whats jokes
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
Memes
Look what my sister did to me
What do you call James, James?
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...