Whats jokes
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What does this mean? 👊🥩