Whats jokes
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."