Whats jokes
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!