Whats jokes
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.