Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."