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If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They're both turned on by kids.

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    • What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

    You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

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    • When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?

    Just barely hugging you! Lol.

    A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.

    And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"