Whats jokes
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.